"I don't make jokes. I just watch the……" — Will Rogers

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'"

— Will Rogers

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