Make Jokes Quotes

45 quotes by 38 authors

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make… — Ernest Hemingway
Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live Life. Proceed. Progress. — Lil Wayne
A civil servant doesn't make jokes. — Eugene Ionesco
I used to have a group called Bad-Movie Saturday. Every Saturday, six of us would go see the worst movie that came out each weekend.… — Jason Reitman
I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in… — Boy George
Tonally, there was no discussion; I just donâ€™t know any other way to do it. I donâ€™t want to make people feel bad, and I… — John Hodgman
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. — Mo Rocca
Don't make jokes about food. — David Lean
People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off. — Sanaa Lathan
I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains....… — Sid Watkins
For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal but… — Chris Rock
Men propound mathematical theorems in besieged cities, conduct metaphysical arguments in condemned cells, make jokes on the scaffold, discuss a new poem while advancing to… — C.S. Lewis
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make… — Mike Birbiglia
People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the… — John Oliver
It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids. — Jen Kirkman
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in… — Shane Black
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to… — Agnes Varda
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!… — Will Rogers
A lot of the turning points happen in high school and in college, and it defines a lot of how you see the world and… — Judd Apatow

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