Make Jokes Quotes

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The British often shy away from any cinematic interpretation of real sex. They sometimes have what I call "subtle sex," which is really introspective and… — Steve Coogan
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen
On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light. — Michael Haneke
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people… — Dolly Parton
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make… — Joe Perry
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make… — Ernest Hemingway
Small Man can be a very funny or a very tiresome Tour Companion, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you. He gambles, he… — Diana Wynne Jones
I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she… — Dolly Parton
You are just jealous," Magnus remarked calmly. "Because you do not have the soul of a true artiste like myself." "Oh, I am positively green… — Cassandra Clare
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the way that we… — Caitlin Moran
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. — Alan King
As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself. — Alan King
I like to smile a lot before going in the car. I make jokes, even on the grid, and then I can still manage to… — Romain Grosjean
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is. — Dick Dale
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their… — Maria Shriver
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit… — Will Rogers
When you make jokes in front of me.. I laughed. when you stop making jokes, and just trying to stare at me... I smiled.:) — Donamari
I hate when people make jokes about cutting, suicide, or eating disorders because you don't know what the people around you are going through. It… — Why Not
Never try to prove a point to a foolish person that he is totaly wrong bcoz he will bad-mouth you and make jokes about you… — Koos Matlala

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