Dog Quote by Wesley Eisold

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

“There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you’ll learn to walk again.”

— Renee Carlino

The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting.

— Anonymous

“Walking with my doggy is so much fun! And she makes me laugh, she makes me run. Licking she likes to make some good…

— Ana Claudia Antunes

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to…

— Jarod Kintz

The best part of owning a dog is getting to leave places to go walk it.

— Anonymous

“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.”

— Sarah Kane

“Shit happens and if you don't die you pick yourself off the frickin' pavement before a dog marks you as his turf.”

— Elise Alden

“If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop.”

— Tim Smith

“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a…

— John Green

“There also wasn't one single bit of grass or dirt outside the airport. Even the median strip was a concrete sidewalk. Where did Atlanta's…

— Claire Cook

“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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— Josh Stern