"When a female cop pull you over for……" — Werley Nortreus
"When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, I bet she will save the ticket for you."
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10 Quotes by Werley Nortreus
Werley Nortreus has 10 quotes on this site.
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When I dated someone, my goal is to marry her, I date to get married one day, I don't date…
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You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to…
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When your girlfriend breaks your heart, don't say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find…
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Stop living a double life, God isn't looking for a part- time christian but he's looking for a full-time Christian.
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If you'll chase God instead of your dreams, all your dreams will come true.
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The right people love you and they will prove it by supporting you, the wrong people don't care about you…
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Our God is an awesome God, he reigns from Heaven above, the most high God of all time.
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Saddest part about betrayal, it doesn't come from your enemies or haters, it comes from people close to you like…
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Don't put too much trust on your education level, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, bank account, because they will fail you.…
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