I Bet Quotes

372 quotes by 258 authors

What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth. — Samuel Butler
I bet if I give all my love then nothing's gonna tear us apart. — Drake
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get… — Jack Handey
It doesn't matter if people are playing jazz or writing poetry. If they want to be successful, they need to learn how to persist and… — Jonah Lehrer
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five. — Henny Youngman
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the… — Jack Handey
I have insecurities. But whatever I'm insecure about, I don't dissect it, but I'll go after it and say, "What am I afraid of?" I… — Kevin Sorbo
Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the football team .. and the… — Chris Jericho
I bet you like sitting at red lights. — Jon Gruden
Judging from the way they sat and goggled at the drag on the stage it was obvious that they were indulging in delightful fantasies that… — Eric Hiscock
It's a campaign strategy. He's all about getting the votes. I support gay marriage too, but Obama only does things to stir the pot and… — Barack Obama
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and… — Jack Handey
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are… — Jack Handey
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every… — Dave Barry
He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. — Shirley MacLaine
I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now. — Roy Choi
I'm not sure what it was like to walk into the Coliseum, but I bet it was something like this. The best place in the… — Wright Thompson
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once,… — Claudette Colbert

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