Cats Quote by Wendy Wax

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

— John le Carre

“I went into the kitchen ten minutes back. The cat was sitting on the mat." Beale's narrative style closely resembled that of a certain…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I walked up the driveway. The cats were sprawled about, pooped. In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20…

— Charles Bukowski

“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to God than bricks are to blankets. –Cap’n…

— Jarod Kintz

“There were cats; cats I was wildly attached to — my husband and I spoke in cat voices. Once the marriage was over, I…

— Nora Ephron

“He fell in love with a skinny stray cat that would skulk around the dining hall during meals. Every day, Jake would offer it…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“A cat came out of an alley, took a look at all the snow, and went back in. Farther on up the street a…

— David Goodis

“there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to…

— Neil Gaiman

“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe…”

— Hope Barrett

“My big furry cat sprang off the ground and made an elegant landing—right on my crotch. Wincing, I grabbed Lucullus around his fat belly…

— Manel Loureiro

All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...

— Shirley Jackson

“The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.”

— H.P. Lovecraft