Quote by Walter Winchell Download Open image “She's been on more laps than a napkin.” — Walter Winchell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just feel that I was not more than a napkin that was used by others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is more pleasant than to see a pretty woman, her napkin well placed under her arms, one of her hands on the table,… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others,… — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. — Walter Winchell Copy Share Image
