Average Quote by W. Bruce Cameron

Now, admittedly, Twitter can be entertaining on occasion, as it turns out that 140 characters offers a great chance to be misunderstood - and…

— David Harsanyi

There are dogs on Twitter with more followers than me.

— Anonymous

My own personal tweets are very limited. I think I have, like, 68 followers on my personal Twitter.

— Maria Cornejo

If you have a tool like Twitter that gives everybody the ability to speak, but in 140 characters at a time, it's almost inevitable…

— Zeynep Tufekci

What's the good of Twitter if you can't tweet cute... Twitter's so silly. I tweet about my rabbit a lot.

— Alexandra Daddario

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a…

— Chris Hardwick

If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing…

— Nick Offerman

All dogs seem to be great linguists, according to their owners. They always understand every word that's said to them.

— Susan Ertz

Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is like overhearing people's conversations, which is exactly what dictionary editors have been wishing we could do for years.

— Erin McKean

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

— Kiernan Shipka

Twitter is very impulsive and impermanent and you only have 140 characters. There is no greater 'Emperor' of Twitter than Stephen Fry.

— David Tang