"Yo mammas so old, her memory is in……" — Nate
"Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Yo mammas so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mammas so old, she DJd at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mammas so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mammas so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo mammas so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo mammas so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. Yo mammas so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mammas so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mammas so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. Yo mammas so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Yo mammas so old, shes got hieroglyphics on her drivers license. Yo mammas so old, the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her apartment. Yo mammas so old, when she was young, the Dead Sea was only sick. Yo mammas so old she sat behin"
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