"Yo mamma is so short she poses for……" — Nate
"Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mamma is so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mamma is so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mamma is so short people mistake her for an end table"
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