Short People Quotes

10 quotes by 9 authors

• I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. — Rodney Dangerfield
• If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today. — Randy Newman
• Short people got no reason to live. — Randy Newman
• Life is short. People are not easy to know. They're not easy to know, so if you don't tell them how you feel, you're not… — Nina Simone
• I have a condition called Osteogenesis Imperfecta (OI), which has affected my growth and bone strength. In short, people with the kind of OI I… — Stella Young
• Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They… — Mark McKinney
• Stop with the god damn bully already if you wanna pick on someone come up to me and fight no matter if I gotten beaten… — Tony Tran
• Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
• Short people make me feel like I was put on earth for a reason. — Joe Lecuyer
• Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Short People Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 Short People Quotes as follows:

• 2 Short People Quotes by Randy Newman
• 1 Short People Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Short People Quote by Nina Simone
• 1 Short People Quote by Stella Young
• 1 Short People Quote by Mark McKinney
• 1 Short People Quote by Tony Tran
• 1 Short People Quote by Stone Cold Steve Austin
• 1 Short People Quote by Joe Lecuyer
• 1 Short People Quote by Unknown Author