"What is disturbing-When you come home and find……" — Unknown Author

"What is disturbing-When you come home and find some one broke into your house. What is amusing- When you come home find someone broke into your house, and you find a severed arm, and your dog isnt hungry."

Unknown Author

34,416 Quotes by Unknown Author

Unknown Author has 34,416 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 34,416 quotes by Unknown Author »

More Amusing Quotes

This quote is filed under Amusing Quotes, one of 257 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

See all 257 Amusing Quotes »