"If shit happens... get some toilet paper?" — Unknown Author

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• The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes… — Hannah Arendt
• I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed,… — J. J. Abrams
• Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one… — Paul Auster
• War is what happens when language fails. — Margaret Atwood
• As soon as you have a language that has a past tense and a future tense you're going to say,… — Margaret Atwood
• Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so. — Marcus Aurelius
• Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear. — Marcus Aurelius
• There is nothing happens to any person but what was in his power to go through with. — Marcus Aurelius
• It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before. — Jane Austen
• You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with… — Paul Auster
• When everything happens to you when you're so young, you're very lucky, but by the same token, you're never going… — Lauren Bacall
• A Scout is never taken by surprise; he knows exactly what to do when anything unexpected happens. — Robert Baden-Powell

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