Shit Happens Quotes

208 quotes by 123 authors

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. — Erma Bombeck
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. — Lloyd Bridges
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. — Les Dawson
We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils. — Jadakiss
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history… — Chuck Palahniuk
Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. — Marilyn Monroe
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. — Benny Hill
If there's something I've learned about life, is that it goes on..with or without you. STOP feeling sorry for yourself. Shit happens, deal with it! — Bubbles
Fuck it. Shit happens — All
Life is like a roller-coaster you have some ups and downs in life but thats life theres nothing you can do about it. Either move… — Vanity_LEO
The only reason people take you for granted is because they assume you'll always be there. Prove them wrong. — Superman
Dont expect someone to stay sweet forever because even the sweetest candy has an expiration date. — Ladymhaygonzales
...shit happens but life does go onn — Kivanc Bhukhari
In life love is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when love is real, it becomes your plan for life and… — Aldyna Threesya
When u think it cant get any worse... Along comes someone to prove you wrong!! — Prince Erick
When u dont expect things to worsen.... — Prince Erick
Life is not fair! Anyone tells you different is lying to you! Get over it. Shit happens and it's how you deal with the stuff… — Bill Steinhour
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does. — Unkown

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