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- If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak
- That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.
More Shit Happens Quotes
- Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. — Erma Bombeck
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. — Lloyd Bridges
- He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. — Les Dawson
- We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils. — Jadakiss
- We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or… — Chuck Palahniuk
- Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. — Marilyn Monroe
- I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should… — Les Dawson
- I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson
- Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. — Benny Hill
- If there's something I've learned about life, is that it goes on..with or without you. STOP feeling sorry for yourself. Shit happens,… — Bubbles
- Fuck it. Shit happens — All
- Life is like a roller-coaster you have some ups and downs in life but thats life theres nothing you can do about… — Vanity_LEO