Best Shit Happens Lines
208 Shit Happens quotes by 100 unique authors
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Nowadays milfs are 16...
— Marcus Ybarra
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Out of 15 things that happen to me everyday, 16 are bad.
— Dwayne0304
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That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.
— Itsme867
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That awkward moment at the register in the grocery store when you find out your food stamps aint on yo card...
— Unknown Author
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That annoying moment when you're about to say something but your forgot what it is because someone suddenly speak out loud.
— Ohteenstories
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To be honest ,... we both made mistakes you were wrong, so was I. This realationship is not working between us. Now it's just memories…
— Syoung
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You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
— Angelina Jolie
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That awkward moment when youre creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts
— Mswazi Omarion
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The moment of clarity when being stressed the hell out turns into I just don't give a fuck!! and it automatically feels as if a…
— Nikkileigh321
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I've been trying really hard to be positive, at least on the surface, because I feel I don't deserve to be sad.
— Unkown
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Their is always one person, who has to ruin it for the bunch...always one person.
— SYoung
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That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it!..
— Unknown Author
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
— Jessica Mcdoodle
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Realizing that you forgot something at home when you already left.
— Ewshy
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I never gave a Fuck I mean ,i did, but like fuck it.
— Syoung
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If you haven't feed with shit, you wont know shit. shit happens you know
— Horla
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Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town.
— George Carlin
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I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why arent they texting…
— Sarahi Gonzalez
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Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you.
— Brian Zilinek
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Fuck YOLO, live by F.I.S.H. Fuck it, shit happens.
— Seth Rogan
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People will wish you all the success in the world, and then they hate you when you get it.
— Uknown
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Life isn't a box of chocolates, it's not always sweet
— Ella Rojas
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Life Is What We Make Of It. We Can Achieve Everything And Anything and Climb The Highest Mountain If We Simply Remain Positive Even In…
— Unkown
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You say money makes you happy.. well have you ever tried weed??
— Sarahi Gonzalez
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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding
— Selena
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100 authors contributed a total of 208 Shit Happens Quotes, led by these top contributors: