Funny facebook status Quote by Turd

Face down, ass up, that's the way we............ tie our shoes!

— Anonymous

You cant tie me down like a pair of shoe strings.

— New Boyz

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

— George Burns

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

— Hari Kondabolu

Here, let me tie your shoelaces, so you won't be fall for anyone else

— Lara Flores

Can I tie your shoes? I don't want yout to fall for anyone else.

— Me

Life's a trip, don't forget to tie your shoelaces!

— Anonymous

We will begin by learning how to tie our shoes.

— John Wooden

Can I tie your shoes? because I don't want you to fall for anyone else !

— Anonymous

Tired of bending over backwards for people and getting nowhere. From now on I'll bend the other way and you can kiss my ass!

— Sarah Moores

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

— Eddie Murphy

“Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I now have…

— Poppet