Begin Quote by John Wooden

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

— Hari Kondabolu

The next few years is really going to be focused on shoes.

— Tamara Mellon

I was pretty young when I figured out that tying shoes could waste up three years of my life, so I dont wear shoes…

— Ted Turner

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

— Hari Kondabolu

I can't tie my shoes. So many people have tried to teach me, but it's one of those things where I physically can't learn.…

— Lil Xan

Here, let me tie your shoelaces, so you won't be fall for anyone else

— Lara Flores

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

— Eddie Murphy

Life's a trip, don't forget to tie your shoelaces!

— Anonymous

Before you Tie the Knot you want to maker sure yall shoe strings are tied the same !

— Milliton Munney

We don't just make shoes, we try to stay in touch with the world around us.

— Kenneth Cole

I learned you just need to know people who know how to tie ties, and they'll tie them for you, and you can just…

— Steve Kornacki

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

— George Burns