Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Face down, ass up, that's the way we............ tie our shoes!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
“Sometimes you have to put your foot down. Sometimes you have to put it up their asses” — Dancer Hauk from the League series Copy Share Image
Say oh. Ooh oh oh, oh. Ooh oh oh and let me see you step to the front, step to the back. Throw your… — Bei Maejor Copy Share Image
Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tired of bending over backwards for people and getting nowhere. From now on I'll bend the other way and you can kiss my ass! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Get up there, where 'there' is . . . get up in front and . . . preach your guts out! — David Asscherick Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to put your foot down… And sometimes you have to put it up their ass." -Hauk” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We do our best to keep our feet on the ground and that's how it will remain. — John McGinn Copy Share Image
Lace up your shoes. Here's how we do. Run, baby, run, don't ever look back. They'll tear us apart If you give them the… — We The Kings Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
