Funny jokes Quote by Troublemaker

Youre like dandruff, I cant get you out of my head.

— Anonymous

“The company wants to sell you more shampoo, your friend doesn't, so she gets more trust points.”

— Chip Heath and Dan Heath

“I don't even use the stupid shampoo.”

— A.S. King

“Every day, give yourself a good mental shampoo.”

— Sara Jordan

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if…

— Steven Wright

“For example, the Head & Shoulders shampoo brand is targeted at consumers with dandruff, approximately 20% of the population. Within that 20%, further profitable…

— Greg Thain

“i open my eyes and blow a straggle of hair out of my face. Not my hair, smitty's. his head is buried in the…

— Kirsty McKay

I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

— David Levithan

“ suffuse , v. I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”

— David Levithan

“He said when he went to sell a man a flue, he asked first about that man's wife's health and how his children were.…

— Flannery O'Connor

“Don't fear opening a Gift God gives you simply because the packaging isn't 't what you expected..we can't know what's in a gift given…

— Kalon Jackson

“The gift of a man is his goodwill.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita