Quote by Tom Russell Download Open image ““If man can't piss in his own front yard, then he's living too close to town!”” — Tom Russell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Sometimes it feels like I live in such a shit town. It meets all reasonable definitions of a shit town. There are still men… — Nick Earls Copy Share Image
“It belongs to an Uptown attorney. What a horse’s ass. Thinks he’s so smart. He doesn’t know the difference between piss and perfume. I’ll… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor.” — Saru Singhal Copy Share Image
“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!” — L.M. Fields Copy Share Image
“In the city people bitched when you asked them to help you move. Out here a neighbor would help you shovel shit for eight… — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
“Doesn’t the seventeenth-century use of the measurement yard for penis strike you as a bit of an exaggeration, unless the yard then was not… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
“If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
But all the reports we read and heard were that sound bleed was non-existent - which is one of the reasons we did that… — Tom Russell Copy Share Image
Our Feastival of Queens area, which featured five different authentic ethnic foods from Queens, was one of the most popular areas of the festival,… — Tom Russell Copy Share Image
