Exaggeration Quote by Siri Hustvedt

“There is an old saying that "by the yard it's hard; but inch by inch, anything's a cinch!”

— Brian Tracy

“Inch by inch, life's a cinch; yard by yard, life is hard.”

— Nils Salzgeber

“First, we need to get a buttload of nails.” “A buttload? How much is that?” “Uh …” Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of…

— Kevin Hearne

“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“She hadn’t really counted on having to measure pedagogic dick length with a whole tribe.”

— Magnus Flyte

“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“There was said to be measuring of penises at the Orchid, but was it true and if so what did that mean?”

— Larry McMurtry

“Girls’ night out was sacred, and that meant nothing with a penis was going to be within ten feet”

— Maya Banks

“You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear you're about…

— Justin Halpern

“Measuring dicks never got old.”

— V. Theia

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding…

— Jarod Kintz

“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count…

— Nicole Castle