Ugly Quote by Tom Robbins

“Japan and Hong Kong are steadily whittling away at the last of the elephants, turning their tusks (so much more elegant left on the…

— Gerald Durrell

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

— Jesse Ventura

“Never have I seen such a motley assemblage of characters. Except that we are at sea, I would believe that I had been abducted…

— Eli Brown

The most relevant misadventure that I had, as a kid, is when I remember being pretty convinced that leprechauns were real and that I…

— Alex Hirsch

Look on beauty, and you shall see 'tis purchased by the weight; which therein works a miracle in Nature, making them lightest that wear…

— William Shakespeare

“I am certain you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that their lady friends be in possession of…

— Vinnie Tesla

“Night by night, he led her through Saturnus's gardens, describing the dishes that might come from each one. 'Poached collops of venison,' he whispered…

— Lawrence Norfolk

“Sweet Pea Purée with Capers SERVES 4 SIR ANDREW AGUECHEEK: Faith, I can cut a caper. SIR TOBY BELCH: And I can cut the…

— Francine Segan

“They don’t go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine skins, slices…

— Terry Pratchett

“The broads are fantastic…the bulging breasts of these savage wenches who move with graceful twists. Since I have come to L.A. I have not…

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

“He let his lips form a half-smile. ‘You aren’t going to offer me one of your gaudy Veretian handkerchiefs?’ ‘You could use the clothing…

— C.S. Pacat

“The strangest figures we saw were the Slovaks, who were more barbarian than the rest, with their big cow-boy hats, great baggy dirty-white trousers,…

— Bram Stoker