"My DVD cellophane was put on by a……" — Tim Vine
"My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped."
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When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.
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It's all like an ocean!" cried Dostoevski. I say it's all like cellophane.
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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
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