Ifs Quote by Tim Dorsey Download Open image “It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.” — Tim Dorsey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs Money Socialism
The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of everyone else's money. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Socialism is when government's taking care of you, you send all your money to the government, the government decides how to spend it instead… — Bob Latta Copy Share Image
There is nothing in socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure. — Will Durant Copy Share Image
If you want government to take everything, if you want government to take more and more over with the banks, more of the industries,… — Bob Latta Copy Share Image
Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her."… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“The last door on the second story was the exception. Fresh gold letters: MAHONEY & ASSOCIATES, PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. Mahoney sat inside. The only associate… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“I can buy a shotgun any time of day without the slightest background check, but if I need something for my sniffles, it’s six… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“Yes, give us books about the psychotic behavior and peripheral weirdness we see all around every day -- and we will laugh in its… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle office, where… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“I realize the congressman isn't in. I want you to deliver this message to him personally: Tell him to shut his goddamn mouth!... I… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image
