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Blink Quote by Tim Allen

“I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)” quote by Tim Allen — Download Open image

“I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)”

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