Quote by Thulani Dube

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

— Anonymous

Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.

— Nikhil Saluja

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

— Adam Carolla

You can wear a condom but you cant come here

— Lil Wayne

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.

— Bill Engvall

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

— Lisa Lopes