““And did you know that liquid measurements aren’t the same as dry measurements? Fucking ridiculous, right? If you try to measure out 1 cup of water in that scoop you measure flour in, it will come up short because you can’t go all the way to the top without spilling. Grab one of those glass measuring cups for liquids at the store and handle your shit right. Keep the liquid stuff in the liquid measure and the dry stuff in the dry measure and you’re good to fucking go.””