Wrong Message Quote by Terence Thirteen

“I freighted a leaf with a mental message for the friends at home, and dropped it in the stream. But I put no stamp…

— Mark Twain

“He used to tell me stories while we fished. Ones he made up, I guess, I’m not sure. One year, a beaver family dammed…

— E.W. Storch

“I’ll dine on apple flesh and cinnamon, while feeding you one line after another. Some lines will have salmon hooked on at the end.…

— Jarod Kintz

“I invited this old buddy of mine over for dinner. He’s president of the United States of America, and he’s bringing about three hundred…

— Shelly Laurenston

“here we have the perfect gift to share with the world, just bursting to be opened, and we keep it sitting there, wrapped tightly…

— Jen Sincero

“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two happy hour…

— Justin Bog

“I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine." I shook my head. "At breakfast." "But it's Christmas now." "Breakfast." "Whatever…

— Dashiell Hammett

“A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect.”

— Jonathan Lockwood Huie

“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper in half. I left it blank…

— Jarod Kintz

“And if you really can’t think of the right thing to say, send chocolate.”

— Margaret Lesh

“As I turned to leave, I looked down. Beside my foot, a sprout of greenery was clawing its way through the pristine nothingness to…

— J.D. Stroube

“The weather,I finally thought.The weather was always a good topic of conversation. "That was some blizzard we had last week,wasn't it?" I asked, since…

— Rachel Hawthorne