Funny-and-random Quote by T.L. Martin Download Open image ““My hand. Is on. His penis.”” — T.L. Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“I like holding hands. Especially if those holding hands are holding my penis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“His hand had been resting just two inches above my shorts. Which is about five inches above my vagina. So… yeah, he was basically… — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
“I am talking to him, and he's touching me, he's holding my arm and touching me.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category.” — Jessica Scott Copy Share Image
“I move my hand lower. His eyes drift shut. Lower. He lets out a groan. And then I touch it. "Shit," he breathes. "Penis,"… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“And maybe . . . maybe he’ll even get more comfortable having me around. Open up, wanna chat more, and we’ll become almost friends,… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“I part my lips, but no words come out. I want to cry. Want to beg. Want to scream. But mostly, I want to… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“His gaze, lowered toward the ground, slowly, leisurely drifts up, until it slams into mine with the heavy force of steel against steel. The… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“His eyes close, and he draws a long breath. When they open again, they’re colder than ever. “And that’s where you’d be disappointed, Lou.There… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Heartache is my constant companion, and we’re perfect for one another. Two co-dependent peas in a pod. My past and my future.” — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Why would he call the cops if you’re just cleaning his house?” “Because I’m stalking him. I gotta go.” — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Now I wonder if maybe allowing another person to give you strength takes a certain kind of strength in itself. To be able to… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Darkness watches me from every angle. My only friend. From its own place within the silence, it speaks to me in a strange way.… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“You understand what I’m telling you, Tommy? You have a light inside you, and the only person who gets to decide whether that light… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“I felt it. I heard the snap of my heart tearing in half. It wasn’t a messy, dirty rip like I’d expected, but a… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think people like you are the strongest of us all. The kind of person who can find beauty in anything. Who chooses… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
