Funny-and-random Quote by T.L. Martin

“Sloppy, Mega,” I mutter. I still can’t see. I wipe my bloody nose on my sleeve and reach out to feel what I hit.…

— Karen Marie Moning

“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings?
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— Jarod Kintz

“Leave me alone, or I will shoot,” a woman’s husky voice rang out through the broken window. “I'm not too afraid to blow your…

— Rose Wynters

“Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake…

— EverSkeptic

“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He…

— Penny Reid

“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to…

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle…

— Josephine Myles

“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where…

— Ally Carter

“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of…

— Tamra Torero