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“Ty grabbed my phone and threatened to tell Otter that I liked being spanked during sex. This proceeded to lead up on a long tangent where I had to have him explain to me how he knows about stuff like people getting spanked during sex. He said he might have heard it mentioned while watching MSNBC…” quote by T.J. Klune
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““Ty grabbed my phone and threatened to tell Otter that I liked being spanked during sex. This proceeded to lead up on a long tangent where I had to have him explain to me how he knows about stuff like people getting spanked during sex. He said he might have heard it mentioned while watching MSNBC. I told him he was grounded from watching the news channels for a week. That's where this whole sidebar should have ended, but then I was forced to explain S & M and bondage to my little brother, who was persistent on the topic, and who kept staring at me with mounting horror when I finally /did/ explain, and I realized I had maybe gone too far, and we had to spend the next five minutes swearing to God that I had never nor would I ever attempt to do anything like that. He might now be the only nine-year-old who has heard the terms "cock ring" and "fisting". My parenting skills are unparalleled.””

T.J. Klune

About This Quote

Source Book: The Extraordinaries, 2022

A humorous anecdote about a sibling accidentally learning adult sexual terminology and the narrator’s frantic attempts to protect the child from explicit content.

In simple terms: Sibling accidentally heard adult sexual terms, leading to awkward explanations.

Key Takeaway

Protect children from premature exposure to adult topics.

Themes

family humor boundaries sexuality communication

Mood

embarrassed amused reflective

Type

anecdotal humorous cautionary

When to use this quote

  • parent‑child conversation
  • media consumption
  • sexual education
  • family humor

Key Concepts

taboo parenting media influence

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can parents balance openness with age‑appropriate boundaries?
  • What strategies help explain complex topics without causing fear?
A Different Perspective

The story may trivialize serious discussions about consent and appropriate sexual education for minors.

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