Bdsm Quote by T.J. Klune
““Ty grabbed my phone and threatened to tell Otter that I liked being spanked during sex. This proceeded to lead up on a long tangent where I had to have him explain to me how he knows about stuff like people getting spanked during sex. He said he might have heard it mentioned while watching MSNBC. I told him he was grounded from watching the news channels for a week. That's where this whole sidebar should have ended, but then I was forced to explain S & M and bondage to my little brother, who was persistent on the topic, and who kept staring at me with mounting horror when I finally /did/ explain, and I realized I had maybe gone too far, and we had to spend the next five minutes swearing to God that I had never nor would I ever attempt to do anything like that. He might now be the only nine-year-old who has heard the terms "cock ring" and "fisting". My parenting skills are unparalleled.””
About This Quote
Source Book: The Extraordinaries, 2022
A humorous anecdote about a sibling accidentally learning adult sexual terminology and the narrator’s frantic attempts to protect the child from explicit content.
In simple terms: Sibling accidentally heard adult sexual terms, leading to awkward explanations.
Protect children from premature exposure to adult topics.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- parent‑child conversation
- media consumption
- sexual education
- family humor
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How can parents balance openness with age‑appropriate boundaries?
- What strategies help explain complex topics without causing fear?
The story may trivialize serious discussions about consent and appropriate sexual education for minors.