Feral-sins Quote by Suzanne Wright

“I wish we had a donkey. The thing would be for us all to come on donkeys, Jane, Miss Bates, and me--and my caro…

— Jane Austen

“A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress.”

— R.P. Falconer

“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d rather have my nipples chewed of by a pack of wild dogs than go out with you, Tug.”

— K.J. Bell

“When in the body of a donkey, enjoy the taste of grass.”

— Tenzin Wangyal

“Sometimes he reminded me of a turtle hiding inside its shell, in there thinking about things and not ever sticking his head out into…

— Kate DiCamillo

“that's a hell of a way to treat a donkey.”

— Lance Carbuncle

“With very good reason, my favorite animal is the turtle.”

— Kathy Carmichael

“I wonder about turtles.”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“What a precious triple donkey I had made of myself!”

— Robert W. Chambers

“Turtles are not the innocent, harmless creatures everyone thinks they are. Mark my words. They’re secretly planning to take over the world. And then…

— Darynda Jones

“secretly he was pleased to own a horse with the sand to eat a raw cowboy.”

— Annie Proulx