Dies Quote by Steve Martin

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

— Maria Edgeworth

When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral

— Mari Evans

When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.

— Walt Disney

Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.

— Octave Mirbeau

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

— Anthony Jeselnik

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

— Badbitch

I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

— Stephen Evans

...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart.

— Arthur Miller

I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like.

— J. Michael Straczynski

When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...

— Anonymous

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

— Stan Laurel

You only get one shot at this life. Some days you'll fly and some days you'll fall. Live so when your toes turn up,…

— Uncle Phil