Steve martin Quote by Steve Martin

“You may sound like a crazed chicken while chanting this unholy mantra! But, I promise you, the peace and confidence that this mantra will…

— Tina Sequeira

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

“Do not be a coward! If you do, people will roast you like a chicken one day.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“I look forward to a future of boredom and suffering, since I'm too cowardly to put an end to my days. I'll just go…

— Lolita Pille

“As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the…

— Rob Thurman

“Must be nice to be a seagull. You eat, you sleep, you shag, and if you’re having a bad day you can shite on…

— Stuart MacBride

“I will kill you in your sleep, I swear to fucking God. I’ll shove Nik’s feather pillow so far down your throat that if…

— Rob Thurman

“I've got my full rucksack pack and it's spring, I'm going to go Southwest to the dry land, to the long lone land of…

— Jack Kerouac

“Dogs yawn … and cats and monkeys … and even three-month-old fetuses (but not chickens).”

— Harvey Karp

“The chickens look so plump and contented even in death that you imagine they offered themselves up for sacrifice proudly, after competing among themselves…

— Elizabeth Gilbert