Candy Quote by Steve Almond

“I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line to say…

— Captain Hank Bracker

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it…

— Cassandra Peterson

It's time to cancel Halloween candy and improve the health of our children.

— Richard Bacon

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.

— Jersey Shore

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

— Pseudonymous Bosch

The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent.

— Rosecrans Baldwin

Bags full of candy are a scary reminder of the childhood obesity epidemic.

— Richard Bacon

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky…

— Hank Stuever

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next…

— Rosecrans Baldwin

Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't go to…

— Jim Gaffigan

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other…

— Sean Hannity

The intelligent desire self-control; children want candy.

— Rumi