Daemon Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”

— Shirley Rousseau Murphy

“What if he's a psychopath who tries to stuff kittens in ATMs?”

— K.A. Tucker

“In the meantime, when you approach an intersection think of the cars as affectionate cats that are going to try to rub themselves against…

— BikeSnobNYC (aka Eben Weiss

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?" ""Hi, snack food?”

— Kaje Harper

“We slip in like mice and find ourselves in a room crawling with hungry cats.”

— Victoria Aveyard

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“Don't take candy from strangers. The people you know are strange enough.”

— Kim Faulkner

“Turns out that disciplining kittens isn't all that easy.”

— Cain S. Latrani

“I’m part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one.” Flashing his teeth at me, he added, “Aren’t you…

— J.C. Daniels

“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain…

— Alex Flinn

“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts…

— Jarod Kintz