Can do Quote by Steve Allen

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

— Bo Burnham

Jesus walking on water is an allegory, not fluid mechanics. God destroying the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah is a warning, not a historical…

— Kyle Hill

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.

— Mr. T

People should not make me out to be like Jesus; I don't walk on water.

— Jurgen Klopp

Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.

— Edward Abbey

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

— Sam Kinison

I have a very personal relationship with Jesus Christ. It doesn't depend on the fact that he can walk on water.

— Jimmy Carter

Peter was the only one who walked on water besides Jesus, but he was also the only one who got out of the boat.…

— Joyce Meyer

If Christ were only a cistern we might soon exhaust his fullness but who can drain a fountain?

— Charles Spurgeon

I believe that if a man wanted to walk on water, and was prepared to give up everything in life, he could do it.

— Stirling Moss

In a world of unrest and fear, political turmoil and moral drift, I testify that Jesus is the Christ—that He is the living Bread…

— Jeffrey R. Holland

I do not live in a world where people can walk on water, or still a storm, or take five loaves of bread and…

— John Shelby Spong