Bible Quote by Sam Kinison

Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.

— Edward Abbey

“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage.

— Steve Allen

“The Death of Jesus 28Later, knowing that everything had now been finished, and so that Scripture would be fulfilled, Jesus said, “I am thirsty.”…

— Zondervan Publishing

“Jesus is offering you a lifeboat, but you would rather swim. Are you tired of swimming yet?”

— Jill Ammon Vanderwood

“Have you ever wondered why you did not rapture and go to heaven the day you became a Christian? It is because God has…

— Pedro Okoro

“Jesus, Made in Heaven, assembled on earth.”

— Alin Sav

“The danger we have is that we want to water down what Jesus said to make it mean something that aligns with our common…

— Oswald Chambers

“Jesus didn’t talk about a God who wants to burn this place down and take us somewhere else; he talked about the renewing of…

— Rob Bell

“look at what this Living Water is and what it’s not. The truth is that Jesus, when promising Living Water, did not promise to…

— Cherie Hill

“They gathered in such large numbers that there was no room left, not even outside the door, and he preached the word to them.…

— Scotty Smith

“I explained we lost the porch to the flood. 'Father hasn't gotten around to rebuilding it, although he's quite a good carpenter. He says…

— Franny Billingsley