Bible Quote by Sam Kinison
“Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'”
About This Quote
Source Comedy routine: Unknown
The joke humorously imagines Jesus casually planning a water slide, mixing sacred imagery with absurdity.
In simple terms: Jesus imagined a fun water slide.
Find humor in unexpected juxtapositions.
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When to use this quote
- stand‑up comedy
- social media memes
- creative writing
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What makes sacred subjects funny?
- How does absurdity challenge expectations?
May offend religious sensibilities.