Bans Quote by Stephen Merchant

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace…

— Bob Hope

I treat golf as a sport. I let other people treat it like a hobby.

— Tiger Woods

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

— Dave Barry

I play golf because it's fun.

— Bubba Watson

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

— Anonymous

I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.

— Zack Greinke

I played other sports, so when I played golf, I wanted to have fun. And hitting it far is fun.

— Gary Woodland

Hey, I'm down to play golf whenever, wherever against anybody.

— Austin Reaves

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.

— Ken Green

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

Golf is my main thing I love playing any chance I get.

— Jack Sock

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez