Age Quote by Stephen Merchant

I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think there's enough pie for everyone.…

— Stephen Merchant

Things don't get better when you become well known or go on TV. I'm just being rejected by a better class of women.

— Stephen Merchant

There's this way pop culture has been rammed down our throats that people think that if they were just in the right place at…

— Stephen Merchant

When I started to mention to people who know about such things, 'I'm doing this game, 'Portal 2', they got very excited, suddenly. More…

— Stephen Merchant

Once I began doing stand-up, I didn't get a kick out of the applause or being the centre of attention - but I did…

— Stephen Merchant

I've always been a fan of physical comedy. It kind of hits you in a different way; it bypasses the intellect and hits you…

— Stephen Merchant

I wish I could write 'Taxi Driver,' or 'Blue Velvet,' something brave, audacious, dramatic and dark. I don't know if I have the darkness…

— Stephen Merchant

When I was a teenager, I met a comedian who I admired, and he was very rude to me. That's why when people come…

— Stephen Merchant

Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty Python sketches? I can tell you now that doesn't work,…

— Stephen Merchant

I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first…

— Stephen Merchant

I don't have any hidden depths; I'm a very superficial person. It's a constant frustration to me.

— Stephen Merchant

I'm too tall. I am 6ft 7in, so I've been most people's height at some point in my life, and 6ft 4in is the…

— Stephen Merchant