Quote by Stephen King

“You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.”

— Catherine Doyle

“All who have come to me must have enema each day.”

— Anonymous

“the mere pouring out of some portion of long accumulating, long pent-up pain into a vessel whence it could not again be diffused--had done…

— Charlotte Brontë

The world needs an enema.

— Mason Cooley

“Empty calories taste so good when you're down in the dumps.”

— Joanne Rocklin

“No one feels your empty stomach, but everyone does your empty brain.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“My experience of my body was her experience once removed, which meant my body was dissolved, and that’s all I’d ever really wanted from…

— Ben Lerner

“I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want in my bloodstream is the stuff my body would otherwise excrete as feces.”

— Stefani Ruper

“I once swallowed my difference without water on an empty stomach.”

— Simon Armitage

“I found a big container and put a bit of water in it, then added the dried shit. Since then, I’ve added my own…

— Andy Weir

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“Gonna have to give myself a mental enema when we get back to the TARDIS.”

— Mike Tucker