Quote by Stephen King

“Mark Twain said that Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before.”

— Anne Lamott

“As Mark Twain is reputed to have said, “Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.”

— Anonymous

“There was something so . . . stalwart about Ben. I'd only known him two days and he'd managed to infuriate me most of…

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“My life has been filled with terrible misfortunes — most of which never happened. Mark Twain”

— Jack Kornfield

“The men had two favorite modes of speech, wild exaggeration and ludicrous understatement. Ideally, both were delivered deadpan. Time and again, the accounts overflow…

— Edward Dolnick

“Ben chuffed and continued to stare into the mirror. It was crazy, treating himself this way just to finish a book. The agent had…

— David Jacob Knight

“To me he seemed one of those persons destined to failure of whom you wonder what purpose it can ever serve that they should…

— Maugham Somerset William

“This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain.”

— Randall Munroe

“The truth was painful and raw—but it was real. Ben wasn't a lawyer or a doctor. He wasn't a professional athlete or a banker.…

— Vivian Arend

“Where had he been all the two years?” demanded Christie, the spirit of the coming woman blazing in her eyes. “I wouldn’t have let…

— Pansy

“Mark Twain’s Pudd’nhead Wilson, “Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest,”

— Phil Cousineau

“The man who doesn't read has no advantage over the man who cannot read." Mark Twain”

— Tim Underwood