"It is complete loose stool water. It is……" — Stephen Fry
"It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind."
More Arse Quotes
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the… — John Barth
- Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows… — Jello Biafra
- I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in… — Unknown Author
- There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Unknown Author
- That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
- Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
- You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
- I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington
- I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
- I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these… — Ozzy Osbourne
- I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne