"Status is always ripe for satire, status is……" — Stephen Colbert
"Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Always Good Quotes
This quote is filed under Always Good Quotes,
one of 191 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It is always good men who do the most harm in the world.
— Henry Adams
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The latest technology is not always good for anything except to the producers of the technology.
— Wendell Berry
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I had a great '70s. I survived it, and that's always good news.
— Jeff Bridges
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It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part…
— Anthony Burgess
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I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government…
— Drew Carey
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For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.
— Tori Amos
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Nothing terrible has ever happened except in our thinking. Reality is always good, even in situations that seem like nightmares.…
— Byron Katie
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It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans.
— Mike Milbury
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You guys just here to blame someone. You never look yourselves in the mirror, eh? You're always good. You never…
— Ilya Bryzgalov
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A man is not a wall, whose stones are crushed upon the road; or a pipe, whose fragments are thrown…
— George Sand
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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad…
— Billy Joel
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The more experiences and experiments accumulate in the exploration of nature, the more precarious the theories become. But it is…
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
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