"I know that the pope's infallible, but that……" — Stephen Colbert
"I know that the pope's infallible, but that doesn't mean he can't make mistakes."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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But I recognize no infallible authority, even in special questions; consequently, whatever respect I may have for the honesty and…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
— Konrad Adenauer
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An evangelical is somebody who, first of all, has a very high view of Scripture, believes it's an infallible message…
— Tony Campolo
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Although I believe that scripture is divinely inspired and infallible, I have a hard time going along with the belief…
— Tony Campolo
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches.
— Thomas Aquinas
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Mathematics has the completely false reputation of yielding infallible conclusions. Its infallibility is nothing but identity. Two times two is…
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Be yourself and think for yourself, and while your conclusions may not be infallible they will be nearer right than…
— Elbert Hubbard
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As to sagacity, I should say that his judgement respecting the warmest place and the softest cushion in a room…
— Thomas Huxley
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The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.
— Henry A. Kissinger
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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All Science is necessarily prophetic, so truly so, that the power of prophecy is the test, the infallible criterion, by…
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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And as to the faculties of the mind, setting aside the arts grounded upon words, and especially that skill of…
— Thomas Hobbes
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