Son Said Quote by Spike Milligan

“So I'm smoking in the house, Mother said. And Bobbie's got a dog in her room. And your son Will's got an Injun in…

— Tom Spanbauer

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the…

— Jerry Lewis

Little boy came home from school one day and he ask his mama, mama'2x what is that ? that hangs from daddy like a…

— Clevelle

“Dad pulled me into a brief hug. "You're still my girl. Are you hungry? We got, um--" "Yes, I already met Toast." I sighed.…

— Helen Keeble

“I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!”

— Jerome Howard

“Daddy? Daddy, I know the baby is in the mommy‟s tummy and the baby comes out of the mommy‟s tummy, but, Daddy? How do…

— Robyn Carr

“Daddy, what’s that?”

— John Ajvide Lindqvist

“Dad-a-jum, dad-a-jiggers, goddam lobsters bit off your fingers," King said, and actually laughed.”

— Stephen King

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Where are we?' the mouse child asked his father. His voice was tiny in the stillness of the night. 'I don't know' the father…

— Russell Hoban

“What else? A handful of hard white sugar lumps from the supply for the master's table. Sugar and cake and blood and pork. That's…

— Meg Rosoff

The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his…

— Garrison Keillor