Mommy Quote by Robyn Carr

“I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!”

— Jerome Howard

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother…

— Kevin

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

Child: Hey dad, where do babies come from? Dad: Well uhhhh… good question hunny… lmao

— Aly Johnson

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He…

— Erma Bombeck

“Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ”

— Mignon McLaughlin

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

— Erma Bombeck

“He’s got two. Different mamas, of course. Six months apart. They’re the cutest little things. Spittin’ image of their daddy. You should see them.”

— RaeAnne Thayne

“Why are they burying daddy? Mummy? Mummy! Make 'em stop! Daddy can't go to work like this!”

— Hiromu Arakawa

“You so need a Daddy, little girl.”

— Breanna Hayse

“It's a circus out there, mama and your baby's got the sideshow blues.”

— Todd Snider

“Reese grabbed the back of the nearest easy chair and whispered, "Honey, baby, come to mama.”

— Erin McCarthy