Baby Quote by Kevin
“A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend. Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
About This Quote
Source Story: Family conversation, modern anecdote, null
A mother attempts to explain human reproduction to her child, mixing factual and inappropriate content.
In simple terms: Mother gives a confusing, partially correct explanation.
Provide age‑appropriate, accurate sexual education.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- parent‑child talk
- school sex ed
- health curriculum
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How can parents discuss sex responsibly?
- What boundaries are needed in explanations?
Miscommunication can cause confusion and misinformation.