Quote by South Park Download Open image “Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don't like rats any more than the next bloke, but they ain't wicked and cruel like people can be. They're just ratty in… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
“You saying killing a rat would be murder?" said Raufman. "Yes. Of course." "But it's just - " "Talk to the paw, mister, 'cos… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Can't be part of the rat race when you're one of the rats who knows you're in a cage.” — Ed Brubaker Copy Share Image
“You think that’s what Mouse wants? You in jail? He’s not the pile of ashes we’re going to put in the ground. His soul… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
Did you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader — South Park Copy Share
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share
